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datpastaasylum:

dweeb-lord:

thisisthatchick:

SCHOOL WAS CANCELED BECAUSE OF FLOODING AND HERE ARE SOME GEMS I FOUND

we get 2-4 inches of rain and this shit happens

thats it? 2-4 inches?

You’d die in Washington my friend

You’d die even harder in florida my friend.

mrsagrochemicalcorpmonsanto:

mrsagrochemicalcorpmonsanto:

it’s okay, lipgloss is breakfast

it’s not okay. lipgloss isn’t breakfast.

No lip gloss is way of life

mquester:

I loved this scene so much. The actors play off this pairing as flirty and adorable in a way the characters really weren’t in the novels IMO. 

That said, when she said the line, “Girls see more blood than boys,” my husband was all confused and like, “What, warrior women, she means?”

So I just looked at him and started listing off, “Blood from their periods every month, maybe blood from sex, blood from childbirth, blood from tending and washing the wounded and dead…That’s been true for most of womankind all through history.”

And he got very, very quiet.

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

This is so deep it smells like poop

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

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Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

dennys:

This gif is 3-D. Haha. 3 Ds. Get it? Haha yeahhhh you get it. ;)

dennys:

This gif is 3-D. Haha. 3 Ds. Get it? Haha yeahhhh you get it. ;)

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

advice-animal:

Paying A Parking Ticket With Centshttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

Paying A Parking Ticket With Cents
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

The tables have tabled so hard