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dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

fierceblanket:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

That feels like a Parks and REc speech. SERIOUSLY

That last comment though XD hes so proud of himself.

bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

You got a car for a dollar? Damn.

You got a car for a dollar? Damn.

becauselotr:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

guys it worked

becauselotr:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

guys it worked

dennys:

heavyset330:

Oh…. My….God! #RedVelvetMilkshake at #Dennys is DELICIOUS! #RedVelvet #FatKid #Milkshake (at Denny’s)

'Cause the food is on my plate, plate, plate, plate, plate
And the taters came out great, great, great, great, great
Baby, I’m drinkin’ a shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
My shake and straw, My shake and straw

dennys:

heavyset330:

Oh…. My….God! #RedVelvetMilkshake at #Dennys is DELICIOUS! #RedVelvet #FatKid #Milkshake (at Denny’s)

'Cause the food is on my plate, plate, plate, plate, plate

And the taters came out great, great, great, great, great

Baby, I’m drinkin’ a shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

My shake and straw, My shake and straw

deycallmetrey:

I’m so weak rn

deycallmetrey:

I’m so weak rn

scribblesdhobbit:

atomskdluffy:

curvyrainbowboi:

thnderthighs314:

markoruffalo:

batmasterson:

That sounds cool. BUT HOW DOES IT WORK?

(Helicarrier Hulk wakes up, no control, attacks everyone. New York Hulk is good guy buddy only hurt bad guy. Wait! OK! Loki was harshing the vibe on the helicarrier. No, wait further, Loki was just as there in New York. In fact, quite close to Mr. Grabby Hulk.)

I am continually drawn to this dumb film by the interaction between Downey and Ruffalo. I am continually put off by this dumb film by how dumb it is.

Wow, look at this! It’s 2014, and people are still saying things like this! Amazing!!! :D Here, let me explain to you why, and how:

First of all, why do people keep forgetting that The Incredible Hulk happened?? In that film it was shown that Bruce can actually control the Hulk when he deliberately hulks out.

Please notice that Bruce hulked out on the helicarrier because something blew up and he was thrown so hard he fell one floor down through the window. It was obvious that Bruce was hurt and in danger.

Hulk exists to protect Bruce, Bruce was in danger, you do the math.

Not to mention that Bruce was understandably angry at Natasha and Fury because he felt like they’d lied to him. (Therefore, causing Hulk to went after Natasha).

Manhattan Hulk showed up because Bruce ‘asked’ him to. Because he fucking did it on purpose. The Hulk is the physical manifestation of Bruce’s emotions — all his anger, frustration, empathy, sadness, disappointment, sympathy, love, hate, everything. That’s why Hulk knew which are the bad ones and which are the good ones, that’s why he saved Tony from falling off the sky, that’s why he listened to Steve’s orders. Hulk isn’t just some mindless beast who has no feelings whatsoever. He recognised and saved Betty in the midst of his rampage in TIH, looked hesitant when he saw the fear in Natasha’s eyes (it was brief but it was there), punched Thor as a payback, etc. Hulk is not that simple.

Bottom line is, that Bruce can control the Hulk to some degree when he has the option or actually gets to choose, and that’s not what happened on the helicarrier.

So, yea, that’s how.

In this post the uneducated are taught that The Hulk isn’t a mindless monster born simply out of rage.

Anybody gonna mention that our lowdown was given to us DIRECTLY FROM MR. BRUCE HIMSELF?!

Took me until that last comment to realize it is actually Mark Ruffalo, the actor who planed Bruce Banner, who left that incredibly informative comment. Much respect, sir!

This is my favorite.

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend