If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
Im ok with this.
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
He was not having any of your shit
How can we have equality. When girls are not required to sign up for selective service? Come on feminist get too it!
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
A donor heart beating in a mechanical system which keeps it warm, oxygenated, with nutrient enriched blood pumping through.
This is still my favorite thing on this website.
every time I see this it gets reblogged